Thursday, May 5, 2011

Miss a strongman and 1860 telephone call recording ( classic spoof )

Please listen to the music off the upper right corner

mobile users: Hello, I want to consult a problem ah

lady: Please tell

mobile users: I have a card, be my cat to eat, out can not use the

waitress: that you can only be inserted in the phone try, If not, can only be replaced for friends to 移动营业厅

mobile users: No I have told you can not, then I can put my cat to get killed cards, to not use it, to waste my cat, right

lady: Hello, this is the case recommend that you do not kill it, then you took on your identity card to catch some cards can 移动营业厅

mobile users: the problem is my card is

Mobile Users: 150 run, my cat of 30 dollars to buy the thing

lady: But you would make a card of 40 dollars

mobile users: make cards?

lady: Yes, the same number

mobile users: No change ah

lady: to 移动营业厅 take on your identity card, to fix the original that number on it, re-for-one card, the card can not be used

mobile users: do you say that my cat will not have any adverse reactions A waitress

: Hello, I am not quite clear that it requires that you led the cat to the doctor's

mobile users: do you ask my colleagues to help waitress Yeah

: Hello, I am Sorry, you can now dial the mobile phone business desk in 1860, as a cat, then how to we deal with here is to give your mobile users can not

: my house that he called M-Zone cats who

The lady: Yes, that, that does not line

mobile users: do not do that loud noise, I have played the name M-Zone's waitress

: even his name is Jay if there is no way to help you deal with, that can only be your own to take a look, and that your card has some problems that we 移动营业厅 and 1860 can help you solve, how about the cat, then we will certainly specifically there is no way to to help you solve the

mobile users: the issue is moving his card

waitress: (deep breath) Hello, do you think that Mr. sense?

mobile users: No, I'm especially curious What do you mean you are ah

lady: no, Hello, I do not mean, you think you have the means? What do you say this cat ... ...

specific mobile users: do not do not worry

waitress said slowly: You say this cat ... ...

mobile users: that tired, drink water

lady: Hello, you first let the cat specifically how to handle this for you certainly can not

mobile users: I know you could not handle, my is to let you give me some suggestions how to deal with me ah

lady: Hello I suggest you say is hold your ID card to 移动营业厅 for up card on it < br>
mobile users: It should also be considered and then ah

cat lady: there is no way that cat, I'm here to ... ...

mobile users: there is no way how life ah That is a

lady: Hello can not help that I am here to you, then you bring it to the pet hospital, or what it is that in order to later deal with your own thing < br>
mobile users: Do you want to that phone number to tell me Jay, I call him

lady: Hello, do you think 1860 may have his number?

mobile users: This is not your partner?

waitress: can not our side

his mobile phone users: The lady must have

: Hello, I'm sorry, no
< br> Mobile users: cheating you, you long for such a beautiful girl is deceptive Rights

waitress: Do you have other business to consult it?

mobile users: a

lady: Please tell

mobile users: how do ah me the cat lady

: Hello Sir, If You repeatedly asked me this question, now I have no way to answer your

mobile users: I will not repeat it, I know that the card how do ah

lady: to move business card can make room for the

Mobile users: to take on the anatomy of the cat so he gave me a card to

out waitress: (deep breath)

mobile users: Really?

lady: Hello, do you think that possible?移动营业厅 staff will do this for you it?

mobile users: do you say Zeyang, I now worry yet, first, that card is no longer applicable, and the second is the fear of the cat choke on, you worry that Zeyang I go again
< br> The lady: Hello, if so, you took on the ... ...

mobile users: do not always a strange lady embarrassed

: In order to show respect we can not do the

mobile users: I have bad people you do not respect me, and nothing that

Service Miss: There is no other way, if you do not have other issues to be consulted if you hang up

mobile users: also ... ... also ... also ... I also hang out, what is your attitude A

lady: Hello, I am saying here is that you must be a

mobile users say: I told you that this is entirely your responsibility, and who sent you that card to do so pretty , cats not to eat

waitress: that you do not care Okay, then you can look after your cat Well, then eat it with something else that we can handle it?

mobile users: the card for other things are not nice to know it, who sent you the card to do so beautiful, we can thank you

waitress: that you can put it confused does not look good about

mobile users: Hey Yo, that ye, take scissors to cut it?

lady: Hello, sir, I hope you do not talk to me about this kind of thing, okay?

mobile users: do you talk about what, I am now on this issue, ah, I do not find your other question, right, now the problem is that you know that the card is too beautiful, my cat for fancy it, accidentally ate into the

waitress: that no matter where you are right, that is no matter what you go to business offices, business offices can help you solve this problem?

mobile users: If the operating room can be resolved I do not call, that is, can not be resolved before I call you the veteran, especially a strong lady answered my Why

Service Question: Yes, that 1860 certainly can not solve your problem

mobile users: you can not solve the problems still get something and Information Desk

lady: Hello, is not to say that we help You can not solve this problem we have is that you have no way to help you solve the

mobile users: You are all means to solve the customer's problem, you do not solve the customer's problem, you can not simply the problem line, and that difficult questions about the Who, so I can not play it Unicom, whether simple, difficult, complex and you had to solve, you are ... ... I am your consumers, it means your God, it, you are not loyal to God, you have to gnaw a

waitress: Hello, first of all we have to solve the problem if there is a ... ...

mobile users: do not say Hello, and please

waitress: we solve the problem is to have a degree, right? Now the question that if you are not part of our scope, we can not help you to resolve the

mobile users: What rules and regulations that you did not read the card does not solve the problem of cat food, right

lady: Yes, there's

mobile users: This is not to be right, if you write I do not find you, you did not write but also to resolve the right

waitress: So you took your cat to go on 移动营业厅 look ... ...

mobile users: operating room, operating room services, attitude of people that do not Hello, you know I mean, you want to come and see, or I went to your

lady: We do not need to come here, we solve problems through the Office of the

mobile business user: You asked me to which operating room?

waitress: South Gate business hall

mobile users: South Gate, where a thief too afraid to give my cat stole

waitress: it in business hall near you can be the

to mobile users: I went to the other, the woman spoke fiercely than you attitude Well

waitress: that if she did not give you solve it, first of all if your issue, get ID card to 移动营业厅 for up card, which is what we can do

mobile users: I have no ID card

cat lady: Hello, you fill your card, or give the cat up card it?

mobile users: I am not fill the card, I supposed the cat?

lady: Hello, how do cats we have no relationship with

mobile users: it inside your stomach card how can you say you do not have relations with you?

waitress: that card is that you eat it, and with us ... ...

mobile users: I ... ... I am sick! I fed it cat food, I fed Han card ah

waitress: that is how it go in the specific we certainly do not know ah, you can not push this responsibility to the mobile companies, right?

mobile users: I'm not pushed to the mobile company, the problem which is eating into your card, right, no matter how the facts have stomach is now the card is not Unicom mobile card, is not it, this fact has been in existence

waitress: Yes, it would be to eat a piece of mobile cards, mobile will be responsible for this people?

mobile users: not to say that a responsible and you gave me solved, I did not want you to responsible Ah, you gave me to solve all right, right, we both gas point, resolved to all right, that will solve your waitress responsible the

: Hello Sir, First of all you are not a problem-solving attitude, now, if you think this is the problem ... ...
< br> mobile users: I am loud noise is not a solution, I took the cat to the operating room ... ... I can not ah, I went to one, people talk so bad attitude, I like to complain, she did not look at how much her grades , did not know she Jiaosha, you hand your attitude has been adversely affected, and that ... ... want me to gnaw the

waitress: Hello, and reasonable in the circumstances to how your cat, then we definitely here to help you solve, if she means that you are running a take on the identity card, she does not, then you fill the card is not her first, and if there is such a problem, we must seriously deal with here, but specifically how the cat-like, then we certainly no way to solve, where are all plausible

mobile users: I think my cat do you think your card is certainly not worth the money, but I think my cat than you card is worth, the key point we do not like your card, you can generate income for the profit, my cat can not generate income for you big profits, right, you do not always get the card ... ... I do not make cards make me feel I do not care the card does not matter, I now how to do that ah

cat lady: Hello, this is the case then why do cats eat for your specific card that is certainly your own mismanagement, that this cat ... ...

mobile users: I put the card on the table, out of its own food, repine, ah, blame the table, blame me, blame card, blame the cat?

waitress: that you can complain ... ... look for mobile company? Because it is the mobile company's card?

mobile users: Yeah, it's cards If China Unicom, China Unicom phone hit me, right, and I certainly will not find you

lady: I ​​can not help you with your solution

mobile users: What do you to close it, is not it, you can not solve this problem even

waitress: you can only move ... ...

User: Can not Dodge the problem of difficulties, not encountered the problem of a simple solution to help people, right

lady: Hello, we can solve the problem of rational, no reasonable question ... ... < br>
mobile users: I'm not ... ah ... this is not unreasonable cat ate my mobile card, I'll call you to ask, you say whatever you say who did not care ah

waitress: Do you go 移动营业厅 you? 1860 ... ...

we mobile users: I went, people said no, or put your name down, chairman, called him the next to me, I give him a call, you call the number of complaints?

waitress: we do not, 1860 on the admissibility

mobile users: Oh, receiving means for you to ... ... to you to evade me, right?

lady: Hello I'm not evade you, if you think my explanation is unreasonable, I can lead to higher to reflect this

mobile users: do you find your higher-ups < br>
waitress: It can now only leave contact information, I can only now ... ...

mobile users: do not contact me, my card have to eat, I go left Contact?

lady: Now you can, you ... ...

mobile users: hit the cat stomach you call it, how can I then ah

waitress: youMobile users: Do you speak I do not believe it, and now you have doubt, the next time I am ready for China Unicom's card was not, I tell you that you are missing a customer, I tell you, not I said

lady: Hello ... ...

mobile users: You do not think Ah, you do not care, you little one does not matter, we can be more customers in China, and you are a customer of a save up, not to say that so many at once, right, you lose one is missing one of the

waitress: Hello, I'm not ... ... I did not play a meaning, that is, if Your explanation does not recognize me, I can only do so much, are you, I ... ...

mobile users: I want to ... ... wait a minute, I, may I ask what your qualifications A
< br> The lady: My degree has nothing to do with the business we

mobile users: You can say more?

waitress: I can ... ...

mobile users: undergraduate or specialist?

lady: this is no more than to answer, because we are talking about is the business

mobile users: do you business, business, your business is handled properly, so you call your leadership The lady did not call

: I am not not call, you leave a contact information, we will lead you back here, because we ... ...

mobile users: do not think my time is sufficient, you then later on the root of my cats fart, and time to prepare to send it to a crematorium, it is now can not wait, you know, to the crematorium and then later you have to call me a
< br> The lady: Hello, that you now, that I hung up my phone, I used to tell her, let him come to you back and forth

mobile phone users: Do not hang up, phone ... ... let her find her now ... ... ... ... phone bill I dig right, this is a free call is not it

lady: on

mobile users: free of waiting on the line, I waiting on the line

waitress: I now have no way to contact her, our ... ...

mobile users: stand up?

lady: Hello, I need to tell her the past, because we are all here, the provisions of our leaders have to deal with things, she also used for a user of a reply, and then after I told her She will give you back the

mobile users: Do not tell me the huge mobile company to a leader?

waitress: leadership, then he must have several, like our manager on duty here for several hours, certainly not all of the people are all ... ...

mobile users: Health ... ... Life off days, she was the first deal you say what?

lady: Hello, I put the question that reflects wait for her, she will come to you for processing

mobile users: you do, I wait for you, you How long ah

said waitress: I ... ... wait,

mobile users as soon as possible: as soon as possible, two seconds enough?

lady: as soon as possible, I can only be answered as soon as possible

mobile users: I do not hang you quickly ...

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